`The`

`Hitchhiker's`

Welcome to the hottest new page on the Net!

Before you start your journey, there are a few key terms I

feel you should know...

Someone who is morally obligated to get by in life on as many

free rides (not just down the interstate) as he or she can get.

See Politician

is going on. A thing used to find out what time your favorite T.V.

show is coming on. A person or thing that has tricked you into

believing they, or it, knows what it is doing.

things to do. Actually, calling the Web "Really HUGE" is almost

the same as calling New York " Quaint " or even as far as looking

upon Barney ( TM ) " Stimulating " for young minds... nuff said!

Now that you have those basic concepts down, please take a

moment to answer a few questions so I can know how to

better serve you!

I know almost nothing about the Web.

I know a little about the Web.

I know a great deal about the Web.

I know the Web better than I know my own private parts.

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